How to Look Like David Beckham. David Beckham, David Beckham, David Beckham. That's all anyone can talk about these days--especially the ladies. And guys are taking note that girls love this stylish Soccer phenom. So what's a horny guy to do if he wants to get laid? That's a no-brainer: Look exactly like David Beckham (or at least as close as you possibly can). Not sure how to get started? Don't worry about it, I'm going to tell you exactly how to get David's incredibly sexy metrosexual look.
Let's start with the hair. When it comes to hair, Beckham is erratic: I've seen him in Bo Derek cornrows, a mohawk, a faux-hawk and a shag. For the longest time, he's been going short and bleached and lucky for you, that's affordable. All you have to do is get a pair of clippers and buzz everything off, save for a little bit of growth on the forehead area (just enough to make it stick up a bit). Then bleach everything. And there you have it, the Beckham hair cut.
Let's get it out there: the man purse. You're going to have to carry one around. Sure, it's unheard of, but look at Becks--he totes his all over West Hollywood and he's probably knee deep in vagina as you read this. The good news is, his man purses are on the slightly masculine side: canvas, Army green, distressed leather, khaki.
Think of it this way, now you have a place to hide all the condoms and bottles of lube you're going to be needing once your David Beckham look takes off.
Clothing: casual. If you're going for a casual look, you're going to want to go with heavily distressed, baggy jeans--the more expensive, the better. As far as shirts go, look for feminine tank tops--the kids call 'em wife beaters--or skin tight T-shirts. You could go with a Polo shirt, but now that he lives in Los Angeles, Becks is rarely seen in anything but tank tops.
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Clothing: formal. When David takes Victoria out to dinner at Il Sole or Koi, he likes to dress up like a 1920s dandy. Tight-fitting pinstripe suits, pointy leather shoes and crisp white collared shirts with a Windsor-knotted tie (unless he's slumming it, then the shirt is unbuttoned to his sternum). You might not have $10,000 for a sweet Hugo Boss suit like Becks, but you can buy something off the rack for a couple hundred, and get it tailored by a dry cleaner for $50. Just think of it: With all that money, you'll save thousands for the accessories ...
On to the accessories. David loves his diamonds. Diamond rings, diamond necklaces, diamond earrings--I bet this metrosexual even has diamond anklets. As for you, you can probably get away with just the earring. David likes to wear his diamond studs in both ears at a minimum of 5 carats each, so the bad news is you're going to have to buy one pair to pull this look off. The good news is that you can buy cubic zirconia. No one's going to know the difference and if you buy the real deal, you're going to feel like an idiot when the David Beckham craze is over and you're stuck paying off your credit card with a $10,000 balance.
And no matter what, be comfortable with your sexuality.