Ditch the cutesy Halloween desserts and serve up something laugh-out-loud creepy/gross instead. We guarantee this dish will rank at least number two on everyone's list of favorite treats. At the very least, it'll be the butt of the joke at your table.
Slice down the center of each donut hole, stopping halfway so that you only cut through half the donut.
Spread the cut side of the donut hole apart so it resembles butt cheeks (cue uncontrollable giggles). Also press down to flatten the donut a bit.
Place 1 cup of chocolate melts in a microwave-safe bowl and nuke them for 15-second increments until they are melted.
Arrange the donut holes on a serving platter. Drizzle melted chocolate on top of the sliced part of the donuts and allow some chocolate to, ahem, run onto the platter.